Thursday, May 01, 2008

What A Happy Ending!

Nats Enquirer points to the good news! On his big day with his bobblehead (though with Pittsburgh in town, it could pass for a Jerome Bettis one), Dmitri has found the miracle cure for that aching back: a masseuse!

"I was stunned," Bowden said. "All of a sudden, he has instant relief. She found the spot.... and his hips went through it."

What a happy ending!

Now he's on to Viera to start swinging the bat, and if he's ever feeling back pain again, he knows he can pick up a copy of the city paper and peruse the ads in the back for his next miracle cure!


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