How To Give Kasten Heartburn

You simply show him that giving a player $20 million per year sometimes makes sense.

This is the kind of number-crunching roster analysis that I wish I could do. Just great stuff, walking you through the process and explaining it in simple language without burying everything in numbers. And in the end, it's a convincing case.

Even if it makes Uncle Teddy's eye spasm as he reads it.