Tuesday, June 12, 2007

What A Guy

Not only does Elijah Dukes threaten to kill his wife, but he also knocks up 17-year old girls who are foster children of his relatives. Charming.

This is now his sixth kid by five different women.

Maybe the Nationals' interest is all part of "The PLAN!"? If the Nats trade for Dukes, he'll single-handedly help to create legions of new Nationals fans and future ticket buyers.

Hey, Jim! I hear Bobby Chouinard is available!

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