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From Nats 320's never-ending coverage of the minors.

During a Pitchers Session covering the suicide squeeze bunt, Reliver Ray King [ed: File Photo] could not get his rather large belly out of the way, on seven straight attempts to field the rolling ball and toss it home to the catcher. EVERYONE was just cracking up. John Patterson, at one point, yelled out--"JUST PUT A FORK IN IT, RAY!!"