Sunday, December 31, 2006

From The Home Office In Greybull, WY...

Top 10 Games that I gave my tickets away, Frank Robinson Managerial Strategies and RFK foodstuffs

10: Nick Johnson's walk-off versus the Rays
9: Bunting into a fielder's choice
8: LOOGY against righties
7: Some lame game that Ramon Ortiz pitched
6: Chili Nachos
5: Having relievers bat
4: Cheap Home Run Ale
3: Ryan Zimmerman's walk-off against the Yankees
2: Plain Dominic's hotdog, light on the mustard
1: Napping 'til the fourth inning

Top 10 Expressions of Tom Paciorek's Glee, Movies I saw and Funky names in the front office:

10: United 93
9: Paxton K. Baker
8: Borat
7: The Departed
6: WEAAGHGHAHHAHAAA!!!!
5: The Descent
4: John W. "Squire" Galbreath II
3: Dr. Z Chris
2: HooohooooYeeeargh
1: Patton (I didn't say "released")

Top 10 Least Favorite Nats, Defunct Nats Blogs and Places to Hike in the DC Area

10: Rock Creek Park
9: Gray Pages
8: Marlon Byrd
7: Jason Bergmann
6: Bull Run Mountain Conservancy
5: Distinguished Senators
4: Jose Guillen
3: Ramon Ortiz
2: Nationals Pastime
1: Old Rag

4 Comments:

  • Why the Bergmann hate? I've always liked him (I have no idea why). But there have been many worse failed starters in our short but infamous past.

    By Anonymous JW, at 1/01/2007 3:30 AM  

  • And where is Throat Jackson?

    And Happy New Year to the whole Capitol Punishment Team, including all foreign offices, administrative staff, interns, and security forces.

    By Blogger Sam, at 1/01/2007 9:26 AM  

  • 2B Felipe Lopez
    1B Nick Johnson
    3B Ryan Zimmerman
    RF Austin Kearns
    C Brian Schneider
    LF Kory Casto
    SS Cristian Guzman
    CF Nook Logan

    That's the predicted lineup Nationals.com had for 2007. I think that if your lineup is so weak as to have Brian Schneider hitting 5th, the Nats have no choice but to stick Church in CF and the 5 hole.

    Thoughts?

    By Blogger Hoagie, at 1/01/2007 5:16 PM  

  • Chris, I've hiked Old Rag a few times myself. Decent trail and amount of effort to get to where you have a nice view of the country side below. Dana Gunnison

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/02/2007 10:29 PM  

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