The First Annual Eric Gregg Award Goes To:
Ryan, at Distinguished Senators for his overwhelming love for Livan Hernandez. He hasn't been treated this favorably since Eric Gregg raised that meaty arm to the air to call a third 'strike' on Fred McGriff. Worst. Umpiring. Ever.
Actually, that's not fair to Ryan, who is actually competent and, as far as I know, not morbidly obese, and who contends, correctly so, that Livan is this team's best player. Using numbers, which he strangely savages beforehand, he proves that "Bluegrass" Brad Wilkerson is a distant second.
Good job, Ryan. I'll start engraving the chalice today.
Actually, that's not fair to Ryan, who is actually competent and, as far as I know, not morbidly obese, and who contends, correctly so, that Livan is this team's best player. Using numbers, which he strangely savages beforehand, he proves that "Bluegrass" Brad Wilkerson is a distant second.
Good job, Ryan. I'll start engraving the chalice today.
posted by Chris Needham at
9:33 AM
2 Comments:
I'm half the man Eric Gregg is *rimshot*.
To be fair, I savaged PECOTA (or rather, BP's use of it) and used VORP from 2004 to justify my love of Livan.
I'd better get that chalice soon, at any rate.
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Ryan, at 2/10/2005 9:49 AM
Yeah, I know you didn't directly savage the stats you later used, but if I couldn't lie and distort to mangle the rhetoric to my weak-ass argument, what kind of writer would I be?
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Chris Needham, at 2/10/2005 9:51 AM
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