Monday, January 26, 2009

I'm Back For More Cash

To the tens of tens of you who still visit here daily*, I'm back. Sort of.

* and aren't pornhounds disappointed in where google led them astray

First, buy this book! I again contributed to the Hardball Times Season Preview, chipping in a bunch of words about last year's team and players. It's a terrific way to kill off whatever buzz, excitement and hope you're feeling after yesterday's NatsFest! It's got an essay (of sorts) about last year's team with an eye towards this coming season. And I wrote a bunch of player comments, so you can finally know what I really think about Mike Bacsik*.

* OK, that one didn't make the cutting room floor, so here it is as a special bonus director's cut: HE SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS the skin off a rhino.

Second, as some of you have sorta figured out, I'm chipping in periodically to I'll be writing about the teams we've come to know and hate.

My first Natscentric piece went up this morning. It's like what you've come to know and love and loathe here, but just with fewer swears. (Though I did get 'poop' in!*)

* next up: "douchebag"

So, in summation: buy my book and send clicks!!!


  • Good to have you back.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 1/26/2009 10:10 AM  

  • I'm glad to see you're writing in public again (outside the "Gary Unmarried" erotic fan fiction site of course).

    By Blogger Harper, at 1/26/2009 11:01 AM  

  • First BHO gets elected President,

    then the Arizona Cardinals make the Super Bowl,

    Now this.

    We are living in an age of miracles, people!

    By Blogger Crash, at 1/26/2009 12:29 PM  

  • As one of the errant pornhounds who does visit daily, this is great news. (And an off-baseball topic, thank you for introducing me to and Great to have you back.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/26/2009 12:30 PM  

  • Thank Goodness! Another way to avoid actually accomplishing anything at work.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/26/2009 3:26 PM  

  • We just hope you've worked all the bugs out of the JimVanceSpeak (tm) Translator.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/26/2009 10:23 PM  

  • Welcome back, Chris. I knew you couldn't stay away. There's just too much good material -- have you read the transcript of Sunday's Stanifesto? I'll buy the books, the videos, the Jim Vance-to-English dictionary, whatever you're pitching. Just keep training your keen eyes on these cheap ba---rds.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/26/2009 11:05 PM  

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