Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Bang! Zoom! Bang-Bang!

Gotta love DC! (And especially their detailed reports)
There was a shooting late Wednesday night in the parking lot of Robert F. Kennedy Stadium.

A man was shot in the leg during what police said may have been a robbery attempt.

He was standing in Lot 5 as the Nationals game had just ended.

Marlon Byrd was unavailable for comment.

  • The Post has more. Apparently, it started INSIDE the stadium. Yay. I look forward to being patted down and prodded with one of those stupid plastic wands next time I'm at the stadium.

    Although the least surprising news is that the flunky who shot himself was from Baltimore. Syphilis started rotting his brain, no doubt.


    • Since it was a late season Nats game at RFK against the last place Marlins, dude probably figured there wouldn't be any witnesses.


      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/06/2007 9:44 AM  

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