Wednesday, December 15, 2010


"The PLAN!" is dead. Long live "The PLAN!" Ye will be miss-ed.


But fear not, Nats fans. We're in Phase Two. Set your own personal phasers to gobsmacked.

I'm relieved. I was really getting tired of that Phase One. Two is better than One... twice, even. So we're CLEARLY in a better position today. CLEARLY. And with Jayson Werth as the new Face of the Franchise -- THE Jayson Werth who single-handedly led those Phillies to back-to-back pennants -- things are clearly better.

I do wonder, though, just how many Phases (TM) there are. Anyone know?


Oh. We're screwed.


  • These are the Nats NOT the Daniel SNYDER DEADSKINS.

    Howza about giving my paesano a half-way decent chance dude?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/15/2010 12:55 AM  

  • Looks like the link to your punchline just joined the Plan...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/15/2010 10:21 AM  

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