Thursday, December 09, 2010

Your Work Here Is Done, Mr. Davis

From MASN's interview with the charismatic Stephen Strasburg:

"It is still too early. I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch. I am taking it one day at a time. Every single day is a new challenge. It is a good opportunity to get in best shape of my life. Honestly, I feel like I am heading in the right direction."

AEEEEEIIEIEIEIEIEEEEEAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!

That Crash Davis Crash Course really paid off.

4 Comments:

  • I'm 90% sure MASN was interviewing a mannequin dressed as Strasburg with a tape player taped on the back.

    By Blogger Harper, at 12/10/2010 9:20 AM  

  • that is almost VERBATIM Crash Davis. LOL!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/13/2010 4:41 PM  

  • Trite, but at least he didn't say:

    "Oh man, it hurts like hell! It feels like my arm has rotted & fallen off! I can't tell you when I last woke up and didn't pray I'd never have to pitch again (at least for the Nats)!"

    Then, between long alternating hits on a jewel-encrusted bubbler bong and an engraved sterling silver flask of J├Ągermeister, a freshly tatoo'd Strasburg mumbled:

    "Anyone wanna join me in getting really f'd up?"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/13/2010 10:22 PM  

  • We'll know the training was 100% when we here SS broke his LEFT hand in a bar room brawl.

    By Anonymous DMan, at 12/14/2010 11:48 AM  

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