Your Guide to the Nats Staff

If you're like me, you know the Nats have a few right-handed pitchers who all sorta do the same kinds of things and who all sorta stuck. JD Martin, Colon Battlestar, Craig Stammen and Garrett Mock... who the hell's who? It's like Iraq and Iran -- they all sorta sound the same and they're way off in the back of my mind, so let's let the people smarter than me try to figure out what the hell the difference is. That's what the Division of Labor is for!

But that's not why you read thishere blog. You read it for... umm... I don't know why, really.

But I'm not going to leave you hanging like that. I'm going to help you figure out one crap pitcher from another. So I've created this handy matrix for you.

First, we'll pull Craig Stammen out. You can remember him: he's the one with dreamy eyes. {swoon}

So that leaves Mock, Battlestar and Martin.

Terrible Command OK Command Terrible Stuff Mock Martin Blah Stuff Battlestar Mythical Pitcher Nats Haven't Yet Acquired

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