Who is the man on the left?
1) General Manager and Vice President of the Washington Nationals, Jim Bowden?
2) The first participant in the Washington Nationals Foundation's "Help The Homeless" program?
3) Talent Scout for the Florida Marlins Male Dance Team?
4) A confused old man with a bad toupee wondering why the line at Denny's is so long?
5) The love child of Vito Spatafore and Captain Kangaroo?