Saturday, May 05, 2007

The Delicate Flower Has Wilted

John Patterson, who seemed to be throwing a lot more sliders than usual (and who wasn't helped at all by an utterly worthless Felipe Lopez), left today's game in the top of the 3rd with an injury.

Perhaps the slope of the mound wasn't to his liking? Perhaps he was feeling gassy? The onset of Whooping Cough? Perhaps his face is broken?

Or maybe his arm really is hurt, which would explain the way he's pitched since day 1 of spring training. Nah... couldn't be that.


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