Get Yer Orioles Tickets

Orioles tickets go on sale Saturday, but for weasels like me who've attended a game or two in that Godforsaken armpit of a city over the last year or two have been given a chance to buy them ahead of time.

Washington will once again invade Baltimore, recreating the 1860s. There'll be blood, sweat, the faint odor of urine, and masses of people who hate each other, but are strangely unified in their common disgust with Peter Angelos.

I've got mine for the Saturday and Sunday games. I'll probably break down for the Friday night game, too.

If you want to buy, just visit the Orioles website (be sure to scrub your internet history when you're done). Look for the small pre-sale link, which is usually on the left, and enter the code 2951 -- which I think is the number of Orioles fans actually left.

UPDATE: Bah, they're not on sale anymore. Oh well. There were plenty of good seats available, and the rest go on sale 10 AM on Saturday. Fill the town with red.