Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Where's Barry?

Apparently St. Barry of Svrluga has been too busy with the papal conclave to worry about such trifles as major league baseball.

He's missed each of the last two games -- a staff writer filled in yesterday, and a stringer A STRINGER!?!? filled in the day before. (Attn Post Editors who don't read this blog: I'll string for you anytime! And besides, I could certainly use an editor!)

Is it coincidental that Barry's absence resulted in two of the most demoralizing losses yet? Does his divine power ward off evil fish spirits? Hurry back, Barry! Your flock needs you! (Especially with John Smoltz looming on Thursday!)

(Thanks to FishbowlDC for the observant eyes!)


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