What's The Frequency, Kenneth?

That's the last time I rely on our Richmond correspondent.

Richmond's not getting the Nats, they're getting the Braves.

And today's Post (Scroll Down) says:

The Nationals continue to work on finalizing a radio deal after an apparent agreement with Clear Channel Communications fell through late last month. The team is now negotiating with Infinity Broadcasting and WMAL, and will likely decide between the two and make an announcement this week. Team officials have also started listening to audio tape and watching videotape of prospective announcers for both radio and television.

What's up is down. What's black is white. I have no clue at this point. I just want a station that isn't staticy and that doesn't ahve the faint sound of salsa music elbowing its way into the signal. Otherwise, it sounds like Omar Vizquel's constantly coming up to bat.