Medic! I Need a Medic!

The Post discusses the Expos' sorry injury troubles last year--everything from Chicken Pox to broken cheek bones.

It runs through the litany of injuries they suffered and their prognosis for the upcoming year. I'm not sure if it's the Post in Rah-Rah cheerleader mode, or not, but apparently everyone's miraculously cured and ready to go (or will be by spring training). Even our man with the balsa body is ready to go:

[Nick] Johnson's fractured cheekbone is completely healed, and he saw a spine specialist in California who reported no abnormalities with his back. "Nick's considered 100 percent," Thomas said.

100% for Nick? That's like near death for the average person, right? We kid because we love. And because we want you to play 145 games this year!