Random Stats That Probably Mean Nothing

1) Pudge has hit into 8 double plays. That's 2 fewer than his total XBH.
2) With his first two career homers today, Rog Berardina is now tied for 6th on the team in homers.
3) On a per PA rate, Pudge has a worse eye than Guzman
4) Despite this, Pudge still leads the team in on-base
5) On a per PA rate, Willingham is a better walker than Dunn.
6) 4 of the Nats regulars are above .380 in OBP
7) Morgan makes it 5 above .340
8) Somehow the Nats are 10th in the league
9) Willie Harris (.189) is due for some BABIP luck.
10) Or perhaps he's toast
11) Pudge is at .417; perhaps he's a golem.
12) Nyjer Morgan has 3 bunt hits.
13) Nyjer Morgan is batting .231 on bunt attempts
14) Nyjer Morgan isn't a good bunter.
15) Ryan Zimmerman has zero bunt hits
16) Screw you, Manny
17) Nyjer Morgan sees the most fastballs
18) Cristian Guzman sees the fewest
19) The team's lefties see the most changeups. I wonder why that is. Perhaps we need a pitchfx study.
20) Adam Dunn has feasted on the fastballs he's received.
21) Wil Nieves could hit a fastball if you put it on a tee, and let him take three cracks at it.
22) Tyler Clippard is on pace to pitch in 124 games. (may be an estimate)
23) Only one pitcher has blown a save.
24) Clippard's blown 5 of 'em.
25) The Nats won 4 of 'em anyway.
26) Tyler Clippard (!?) leads the team in strikeouts
27) I repeat that: a middle reliever leads the team in strikeouts
28) 9.7 K/9; 1.02 BB/9... this guy's a pretty good relief pitcher.
29) Sadly, that guy (Walker) has allowed over 2 HR per 9.
30) The Nats' pitch that gets hit hardest? Stammen's curve.
31) Although Nyjer's UZR is a bit wacky, he's already made 19 plays outside the average CFer's zone.
32) I'm tired.