The Nats Have Hit the Big Time!

We're (well, one of our players -- yes, Him) is now being referenced randomly in mailbag questions!

Is there anything on God's green earth more frustrating than an unpoppable pimple? Not only does it make you feel like a complete fucking failure but the zit inevitably swells up to like five times its original size so you look like Stephen Strasburg plunked you in the face.

YES! Used to be our players were laughed at. Now they're being used to invoke fear. All hail Rizzo!!!