Where Have We Heard This Before?

The official online-only beat writer of this here blog, Bill Ladson, gives us an update of presumptive ace, John Patterson:

"My arm feels great," said Patterson, who will turn 29 this week. "I've haven't [SIC] had any issues with my arm at all. It's really exciting to know that I got it behind me. The strength in my arm feels great. It's like it's never happened."

Phew! I'm glad that's all settled.

What's that? Oh, I should? Google, you say? Well, ok.

"It's just one little thing. My arm feels great. I still have life on my fastball." -- Gary Majewski.

"My arm feels great right now." -- Brian Schneider

"I’ve been feeling good and my arm feels great" -- John Patterson!!?!!

"My arm feels great" -- Francisco Liriano (Related story)