Bonds To DC?

With the NY Times revelation that baseball teams are often tipped off to those random drug tests because the pee-takers request parking passes from the team a day or so in advance, I started to think...

Could the Nats purposely have been screwing up the stadium parking so as to make it difficult for baseball's testers? Does that mean that Barry Bonds is on his way? Are they going to fill Lopez' veins with horse tranquilizers? Are they ever just going to embalm Nick Johnson and be done with it?