The Tenant From Hell

Now that the Nats' season is winding down, the DCenters remind us all that there is another team that plays in RFK. And because he knows that most of us lump MLS in with the WNBA, he provides a handy guide for Nats fans on making adjustment to the sport that we all played as kids, but haven't thought about since 1994.

For example:

Boz
For the Nats: A cantankerous, manic-depressive word-smith who occasionally gets off a few good lines.
For DCU: A rookie defender that gives up a few own-goals, but usually plays balls off the line.

Tony Kornheiser
For the Nats: A past-his-prime writer that rarely deigns to acknowledge the sport.
For DCU: A past-his-prime writer that rarely deigns to acknowledge the sport.

Read the whole stinkin' thing.