Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Hey Mets Fans!

Helpful Advice from the Mayo Clinic:

Clearing the airway of a pregnant woman or obese person:

  • Position your hands a little bit higher than with a normal Heimlich maneuver, at the base of the breastbone, just above the joining of the lowest ribs.
  • Proceed as with the Heimlich maneuver, pressing hard into the chest, with a quick thrust.
  • Repeat until the food or other blockage [ed: Such as a pennant] is dislodged or the person becomes unconscious.

Man, these last two games have been about as fun (once you get past the starting pitching!) as any that we've had all year.

(Reading the similarly situated ravings of Red Sox fans is almost as much fun!)

  • Bonus Mets Taunting: Mel Rojas! Timo Perez in the World Series! Kenny Rogers! Armando Benitez! Billy Taylor! Bobby Alomar! Bill Pulsipher! Did I mention Kenny Rogers?


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